感恩节的小笑话

１，Teacher: "Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?"
Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"
老师：为什么我们感恩节要放假呢？
学生：这样我们就有时间为后面的圣诞节做准备了

２，Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving," little Johnny wrote, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."
被老师要求以“感恩节你要感谢什么”为题写作文
小约翰写道：我要感谢我不是火鸡

３，What's the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
Your teeth!
把什么放到南瓜派里最好
你的牙齿

４，What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an octopus?
Eight feather dusters!
如果你把一只火鸡和章鱼结合，会发生什么事情呢？
你将得到八只鸡毛掸子（章鱼八只触手）

５，Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
To hatchet.
为什么火鸡要坐在长柄斧上呢
火鸡想把它变成短柄斧

起床啦!起床啦!

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