医疗笑话

Bandaged hands


A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands.
"Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. "Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?"
"I don't see why not," replies the doctor.
"That's funny," says the man. "I wasn't able to play it before."
绷带：
一天，医生去查房，看到了一个他的病人，这个病人的双手做了大手术，都打着绷带
“医生，”病人努力的举起打着绷带的双手开心的问“等着鞋绷带拆掉的时候我是不是就可以弹钢琴了？”
“当然可以”医生说，
“太好了，”病人说，“我以前都不会弹”


Good eyes
Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.
Teller: You certainly do. This is a bank.

视力
病人：医生，我想我可能需要配副眼镜了
对方：你肯定要配眼镜了，我们这里是银行

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