Teacher: "Why did the Pilgrims sail to America?"
Student: "Maybe they missed their plane."
老师:为什么第一批美洲移民要坐船过来
学生:因为他们把飞机弄丢了
When did the Pilgrims first say "God bless America?"
The first time they heard America sneeze!
为什么第一批美洲移民上岸后先说了一句:上帝保佑美国
因为他们听到美国大喷嚏了
When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?
On their feet!
第一批美洲移民如何踏上美洲这篇土地
用脚
If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Their AGE
如果如今你能见到第一批美洲移民,你最想知道的是什么?
他们为什么还活着?
Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
To keep his wigwam
为什么印第安人穿茅草?
他们想在自己身上盖个小房子
What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?
He had an arrow escape
那些被当箭射中的人会怎么样?
他们得到一只箭