小男孩

little boy

There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn't stop sucking his thumb, he'd get fat.

Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over for a game of bridge. The boy points to an obviously pregnant woman and says, "Ah, ha! I know what you've been doing!"


小男孩
      有一个小男孩很喜欢吸自己的手指头，妈妈多次制止无效后，吓唬他说：“如果你继续这样吸手指头，你会变得非常胖非常胖的！”

两周以后，妈妈的几个朋友过来找妈妈大牌，有位孕妇，小男孩看到后突然大笑：“哈哈，我知道你为什么会成这个样子！”

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